TRUMP REOPENING ALCATRAZ! $ALCATRUMP
The People's Justice is Coming to Solana
$ALCATRUMP
LOCK 'EM UP!
AlcaTrump is the ultimate "Lock 'Em Up" Solana meme coin inspired by President Trump's announcement to reopen Alcatraz prison.
Trump's Rock: Where Justice Gets Served
$ALCATRUMP is the ultimate "Lock 'Em Up" Solana meme coin inspired by President Trump's recent announcement to reopen and rebuild Alcatraz prison.
As President Trump said on May 4, 2025: "The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE."
The First Inmates of New Alcatraz: Hillary, Bill, Bill, and Fauci — Trump's Got a Cell Ready for Each One!
$ALCATRUMP TOKENOMICS
Fair, Fierce, and Tremendous! Launched on pump.fun, the Solana meme coin launchpad that's birthed over 5.7 million tokens.
FAIR LAUNCH, NO FUNNY BUSINESS
- •Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $ALCATRUMP
That's 1 BILLION tokens, folks—fixed, finito, and ready to rocket. No dilution, no nonsense.
- •Initial Liquidity: 1 SOL (No bundling!)
Two badass devs tossed in about 1 SOL—$144, pocket change for titans with balls of steel. Their slice is so tiny they couldn't rug this if they wanted to, and NO BUNDLING! The rest of $ALCATRUMP? It's YOURS, you beautiful weirdos. But here's the deal: don't hoard it like some basement-dwelling dragon just to dump it later.
- •Trading Platform: pump.fun
Built on pump.fun's bonding curve brilliance, $ALCATRUMP starts cheap and climbs as you buy.
- •Tax: 0% (We're not the IRS!)
No gatekeepers, no middlemen—just raw, decentralized power.
Trump's $ALCATRUMP Economy - Making Tokenomics Great Again!
PUMP.FUN MECHANICS: THE SECRET SAUCE
Hit a $100,000 market cap, and BAM—we graduate to Raydium with $17,000 in liquidity, auto-magically added.
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COMMUNITY-DRIVEN: DON'T BE A GREEDY LOSER
We're not about that weak energy. Spread it, trade it, meme it—make this the people's coin. The devs can't control it, and they don't want to.
This is a movement, not a money grab. Join the prison break, storm the gates, and let's make crypto great again. No paper hands allowed in this yard.
WARNING: Paper Hands Get Tossed in the $ALCATRUMP Slammer! Listen up, you beautiful risk-takers—$ALCATRUMP is for winners only! If you're a shaky-handed chump who panic-sells at the first dip, Trump's got a cold, dank cell waiting next to the Clintons, Sleepy Joe, and the rest of the whining elite. Buy big, hold strong, and MAGA your way to the moon—or sit on the sidelines crying with the haters while we stack gains! This ain't for the faint-hearted; it's a meme coin revolution, so strap in or get left behind! Follow the devs' lead—grab a small bag like 1 SOL and spread the wealth. This community thrives on many holders with modest bags, not whales hoarding tokens. That's our formula for success: strength in numbers, not concentrated power. Don't be greedy—be smart!
"Where we're going, we don't need roads..."
But since the libs need everything spelled out for them, here's our fucking roadmap anyway!
ROADMAP
$ALCATRUMP ROADMAP: THE SAGA OF VENGEANCE, JUSTICE, AND FUCKING MOONSHOT GAINS!
This ain't some pussy roadmap—it's the $ALCATRUMP SAGA, a fucking warpath to lock up the corrupt elites and moon harder than a goddamn SpaceX rocket! Warden Trump's running the show, and $ALCATRUMP is the battle cry for every pissed-off motherfucker ready to burn down the system and stack YUGE gains. Let's break out, meme hard, and make the guilty pay—$ALCATRUMP's taking over the crypto game, and we're not fucking around!
CHAPTER 1: THE GREAT $ALCATRUMP ESCAPE—REVENGE FOR $DRONES
Two badass trusted and respected devs, the OGs who built $DRONES and fucking crushed it—hitting a 10M MC TWICE—got screwed when an evil orchestrated a hostile takeover. This toxic cabal of manipulative bastards, led by a lying dentist turned crypto influencer backed by a slimy crew, manipulated the market through fake pumps, bundling schemes, and backroom deals until it went down the fucking shitter. But these devs ain't done—they stage an Alcatraz-style prison break to launch $ALCATRUMP! They're on a rickety raft made of raincoats, sharks circling the dark San Francisco Bay, but they don't give a fuck. With just 1 SOL ($144) in their pocket, they flip off the cabal and sail toward freedom, swearing vengeance with the most viral meme coin ever. The revolution starts NOW!
- •Launch on pump.fun with minimal liquidity (just 1 SOL)
- •Website deployment with maximum security
- •Initial community recruitment of loyal patriots
- •Strategic X campaign to rally the troops
CHAPTER 2: THE $ALCATRUMP ARMY UNLEASHES HELL ON X
The $ALCATRUMP rebellion catches fire as the community storms X with the most savage, memeable shit the internet's ever seen. Warden Trump locking up Fauci with a giant syringe, Hillary scrubs her prison shitter with BleachBit, Gates swinging from his own noose-lace—it's a fucking meme massacre, and the ideas just keep coming. This grassroots army isn't playing games; they're here to bury the elites in a tidal wave of unhinged chaos and make $ALCATRUMP the king of meme coins!
- •Flood X with Trump-themed memes and content
- •Community contests for best Alcatraz/Trump mashups
- •Strategic partnerships with other patriotic projects
- •Viral marketing campaigns that can't be contained
CHAPTER 3: ALCATRAZ REOPENS, $ALCATRUMP MOONS TO 100M MC!
The saga hits its climax as the world watches in fucking awe—Alcatraz reopens, the libs are losing their goddamn minds, and patriots are rallying harder than ever. The tension's thicker than a prison wall, and when those cell doors slam shut on the guilty, $ALCATRUMP fucking EXPLODES to a 100M market cap faster than you can say \"Lock Her Up!\" The corrupt get what they deserve, and we get fucking RICH. To the moon, you beautiful bastards—$ALCATRUMP's taking over the crypto game!
- •Major exchange listings as we reach maximum security
- •Mainstream media coverage (whether they like it or not)
- •Celebrity endorsements from true patriots
- •Alcatraz-themed NFT collection of VIP inmates
- •100M market cap as Trump cuts the ribbon on the new facility
WANTED
PATRIOTS WITH DIAMOND FUCKING HANDS
The libs are crying, the elites are terrified, and Trump is ready to lock them all up! Will you be part of crypto history, or just another inmate watching from the sidelines?
HOW TO BUY
Break into the $ALCATRUMP revolution with these simple steps
GET PHANTOM WALLET
Download the Phantom app or browser extension at phantom.app. Secure your keys!
ADD SOL
Buy Solana (SOL) from an exchange like Coinbase, Kraken, or Binance. Send the SOL to your new Phantom wallet address.
VISIT PUMP.FUN
Go to pump.fun. Connect your Phantom wallet.
FIND $ALCATRUMP
Use the official contract address to find the authentic token on pump.fun:
Official Contract: GUua6x2ByX1kwBdTK8Te6iTfbasFBZSTjSVfzScjpump
EXECUTE THE SWAP
Enter the amount of SOL you wish to trade for $ALCATRUMP. Click 'Swap' and approve the transaction in your wallet.
HODL & WELCOME ABOARD!
You are now part of Trump's Rock! Join our community channels to stay updated.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT
The libs are crying, the elites are terrified, and we're just getting started. It's time to make crypto great again!
X FIRST, THEN THE WORLD
We're building this movement one patriot at a time. For now, our community lives exclusively on X - where the memes flow and the energy is unstoppable.
THE PLAN: Once we hit 10K followers, we'll launch an official Telegram channel - announced ONLY through our verified X account.
Until then, there's only ONE official community channel. Don't get scammed by imitations!
YOUR MISSION, PATRIOTS:
- 1Follow and retweet our official account
- 2Create and share the most savage Trump/Alcatraz memes
- 3Tag influencers who need to know about $ALCATRUMP
- 4Help us reach 10K followers to unlock the next phase
SALT THE LIBS
THE ULTIMATE MEME WARFARE STRATEGY
"Liberal tears make the best seasoning! Every meme you share is another grain of salt in the wound of the establishment."
THE ALCATRUMP SALT STRATEGY
When we salt the libs with our savage memes, we're not just having fun - we're building a movement. Every triggered lib means more eyes on $ALCATRUMP, more patriots joining our ranks, and more momentum for our token.
COLLECT LIBERAL TEARS
Share $ALCATRUMP memes that make the libs cry. Their tears fuel our movement and drive our token to the moon!
JOIN THE MEME ARMY
The left can't meme, but we sure can! Create the most savage Trump/Alcatraz memes and watch the establishment melt down.
PRO TIP: When you salt the libs just right, they'll be talking about $ALCATRUMP for weeks! The more they seethe, the more we succeed.
Benny Johnson
Political Commentator
"Trump's plan to reopen Alcatraz is EXACTLY what America needs right now!"